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Feb. 11-17 is Teacher and Staff Appreciation Week, and we’ve imagined what New Brunswick’s controversial education minister should really say to mark the occasion

Education and Early Childhood Development Minister Bill Hogan issued the following statement today in recognition of Teacher and Staff Appreciation Week:

Teacher and Staff Appreciation Week is a great opportunity to honour the essential role that all educators and support staff play in imposing the political and ideological will of a handful of aging politicians.

By doing so, the provincial government is hoping they’ll be indirectly complicit in damaging the long-term viability of New Brunswick's educational system.